Admit it, Valentine day is important for everyone no matter who you are, whether you are driving Lamborghini Urus or just a Perodua Axia. Your lady partner will always remember this important date, even though you know that, the day is just like another weekday as usual.
You just need reclinable seats
for Magic to happen
The valentine day is important for guys to score marks as well especially on their very first few date as well. So guys, please prepare well, give out your 110%!
Cut the horny introduction short, we going to share to you how to prepare your car for this coming valentine day to get both you and your partner to spice up the night!
How to Prepare Your Car for Valentine Day (Dirty Version)?
Undressing only happen in
CLEAN car
- Before we go far by filling beautiful flowers in the car and keeping condoms in your car glove compartment, let’s get back to basic first which is the cleanliness of the car.
- All ladies don’t like dirty cars, with smelly interior and stinky car seats. Be it is Mercedes AMG A45 or Perodua Myvi (Lagi Best), keep your car clean especially during this Valentine day if you want your lady serve you later in the night.
- Send your car to car wash center or clean it yourself, and get the car seats and floor mats cleaned before you fetch your date. Add some sweet cologne to spice up the cabin air. Don’t forget to clean yourself and your bone too before the date.
Remember, no lady want to take off their undies in the dirty car!
by Jenny Wong Suan Tin
Decorate Your Car with a lot of LOVE
- Throw out all your receipts, upaid invoices, dirty tissues and old coins in the car and replace the interior with red flowers, lovely balloons or valentine gifts in the car. Alternatively, you can just get her favourite coffee, movie tickets or soft toys like Brown & Cony.
- I bet when she get into your car, she will SURPRISED and her underwear may soaking up too. Is best you keep some condoms in the car incase the “heat” continuously go HIGHER.
- Join our “Car Group” in Facebook and we will share to you where you can keep your condoms, sex toys and lubrications in the car safely and also show you where is the good, secluded places to make out!
You will never go Wrong with Flowers
Nothing beat a lovely surprise when you pickup your lover with some LOVEs inside the car
by Kelvin Ang Tzu Thian
Play Some Love Songs Along the Journey & Drive Slowly
- Romantic songs always trigger the lust emotion of the ladies. So guys, please download a lot of LOVE songs and save in your car, In Car Entertainment (ICE) system.
- Again, please make sure is LOVE Songs, not Hentai or RedTube.com videos.
- Play the love songs along the ways when you pick her up, and drive slowly to your destination. Let her feel the moment of love and relaxing while heading to your destination.
- Good mood helps to increase your chances to get l**d later on.
Keep Your Car Interior Dark during the Valentine day (specifically during Night Time)
You don’t want other see you
what you doing in the car
- Is important to have the sunshades ready all the time in the car. The sunshades can use to block the sunlight during day time, and help to create privacy for yourself and the love one the car too.
- After the romantic dinner with your love one, offer her to somewhere private places such as beaches, parks or padi fields to enjoy the stars in the car.
- Then you slowly put on your sunshade, and turn OFF the car light.
- Magic happen when the light is OFF.
Keep some Alcohol Drinks in the Car during the Valentine Day
- Trust me, sometimes you need some alcohols (for non Muslim) to spice up the moment. Getting a ice cube cooler box in the car boot with some chill some beers or wines in the car during the Valentine Day greatly increase your chance of getting your pant to be taken off in the car by your partner.
- Imagine you guys just had a great dinner, and on the way driving around to find good spot to get laid while chilling in the car with some love songs and cold beers! Fantastic!
Wear Loose Clothes/Dress During
the Valentine Day
by Car RC
- You don’t want to wear tight and complex clothes or dress during valentine day, because love can happen anytime in the car while heading to dinner or after dinner. You want to fix it as quick as possible, taking too long to undress turn OFF the mood.
- So, wear a loose and simple clothes as possible. Maybe considering not wearing your undies too!
Remember:
Valentine can happens in
any Car
If you follow the above How to Prepare Your Car for Valentine Day (Dirty Version) guide, be it you are driving Lamborghini Urus or Perodua Myvi, you will EXCEL well in your Valentine Day with your car!
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